jokes of the day :D
sang at` @ 9:41 AMWednesday, January 23, 2008
Opportunity
A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.
She immediately says, "Father, remember Psalm 129".
The priest says sorry and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.
The Nun once again says, "Father remember Psalm 129".
Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up Psalm 129 and it said, "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"
Moral of the Story: In your job should always be well informed or you may miss a great opportunity.
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Taxi driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed , lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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work's been the usual.But recently, there has a few occasions where the toilet was spattered with urine. like, how GROSS CAN THAT BE?=/ so bern & i have been extremely observant and finally ,we've found our suspect - an indian guy from india that joined last wk.
eh eh, we're NOT being racist ok!!!!! its just tt his always the one entering the toilet b4 it becomes sucha mess.
but whether its a indian,chin or malay..
SERIOUSLY, guys!!!! cant u just aim and shoot properly!?!??! my god. its not like the toilet bowl is the size of a 1 dollar coin. arghhh. -.-
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